A Drunk And Horny Christmas

by Drunk and Horny

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released November 25, 2011

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Track Name: Let's Get Naked
I know it was an accident
But now we know I'm pregnant
I don't want an abortion
But I don't wanna keep it

Oooooohhhhh let's get naked

Put it up for adoption
Cause i'll be a bad parent
Since nothing can stop this
Come on let's get naked
Track Name: You Da Man Jose
I don't wanna be a dick
or tell you how to live
i just hate seeing awesome people telling lies and talking shit

and i dont wanna be a dick
but i think that you should quit
doing bad things to your body to make you more legit

being a junky doesnt make you a lou reed
it just makes you a junky

and drinking too much doesnt make you bokouski
it just makes you an asshole

you dont know what you have
you dont know what you could have
Track Name: Christmas Time
Christmas time is a special time of year
The kids are happy and santa claus is near
Presents presents on that special day
I wish it was Christmas every day

Snow yeah snow is falling from the sky
When it does it makes me wanna cry
Because I know that Christmas time is near
And everyone is feelin good this year

Reindeer coming to the roof of my house
The night before I’m quite like a mouse
Toys yeah toys waiting for my toys
Get excited with the girls and boys

Mom and dad they're making me feel glad
All year round me very sad
Christmas time man that’s when thing will change
Everyone is happy no more rage

Filling up the stockings with candy
Everything is fine and dandy
Rock n roll all of the days
Till we have a merry Christmas day

Milk and cookies for my favorite man
Recycle all my daddies beer cans
Living room looks good for the night
Wish it was every single night

Sweaters on every single kid
Don’t get too warm or youll die (God forbid)
Keep away from the cold with some hot coacoa
Stay bundled up when youre in the snow