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I Never Harmed An Onion!
01:44
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Poop Songs!
03:10
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THIS POOP WONT STOP COMING OUT OF ME
AND I WISH IT WOULD
THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE TWELFTH TIME TODAY
THAT I'VE HAD TO SIT ON THE POTTY
THIS POOP JUST KEEPS COMING OUT OF MY BUTT
AND I WISH IT WOULD STOP
BECAUSE THERE'S LOTS OF OTHER THINGS THAT I COULD BE DOING WITH MY TIME
THIS POOP WONT STOP COMING OUT OF ME
AND I WISH IT WOULD
THIS POOPS SO STINKY
TURN ON THE AIR DRYER
GONNA TAKE IT TO COURT WITH JACOBY AND MEYERS
SORRY BABY GIRL I GOTTA LET YOU GO
I DONT WANNA HAVE TO LET YOU KNOW
THIS POOP WONT STOP COMING OUT OF ME
AND I WISH IT WOULD
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WHAT IS THAT SMELL?
WHAT COULD IT BE?
I THINK ITS POOP.
OF YESEREE
IT'S DEFINITELY POOP
AND ITS COMING OUT OF ME
AND IT IS STINKY
AND IT IS STINKY!!!!!!!
AND I GOT THAT THING GOING ON
WHERE YOUR STOMACH FEELS REAL TIGHT
AND THE POOP JUST KEEPS COMING OUT UNTIL YOU WIPE!
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3. |
10 Speeds Of Love!
02:24
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CAUSE I'M A 10 SPEED MAN
IN A FIXED GEAR WORLD
AND I GOT NO WHERE TO RIDE TO
I GOT RUSTY GEARS
AND A PAIN IN MY EARS
AND I GOT NO ONE TO PEDDLE TO
SO COME ON BABE AND RIDE WITH ME
AND DON'T MAKE ME CHANGE LANES
COME ON BABY AND RIDE WITH ME ON THE 10 SPEEDS OF LOVE
CAUSE I'M A 10 SPEED MAN
IN A FIXED GEAR SCENE
I GOT NOBODY IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
I GOT RUSTY GEARS
AND A RINGING IN MY EARS
FROM PUTTING THE PEDDLE TO THE METAL TO MUCH
SO COME ON BABE AND RIDE WITH ME
AND DON'T MAKE ME CHANGE LANES
COME ON BABY AND RIDE WITH ME ON THE 10 SPEEDS OF LOVE
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4. |
Drunk And Horny!
02:13
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WELL ALL THE LADIES IN L.A. WANNA KNOW
WHY IS TOBY STILL SINGLE?
AND I TELL YA I DON'T REALLY KNOW.
BUT I THINK I'M A GOOD RECOMMENDATION
HE'S GOT SOFT ROUND EYES THAT WILL DRIVE YOU WILD
HE'S GOT BAD FACIAL HAIR AND BEAUTIFUL SMILE
HE'S PRETTY SKINNY BUT HE'S STRONG AND LEAN
WHICH SHOULD MAKE FOR A GOOD TIME IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
AND ALL THE LADIES IN PHOENIX WANNA KNOW
WHY IS TOBY STILL SINGLE?
AND I TELL YA I DONT REALLY KNOW.
BUT I THINK I'M A GOOD RECOMMENDATION
HE'LL WRITE YOU SONGS ON HIS GUITAR
HE'LL TRAVEL WITH YOU REALLY FAR
HE'S GOOD AT SPOONING AND BABY IF YOU'RE CUTE
MY FRIEND TOBY'S GOT A CRUSH ON YOU
AND ALL THE LADIES IN THE WORLD WANNA KNOW
WHY IS TOBY STILL SINGLE?
AND I TELL YA I DONT REALLY KNOW.
BUT I THINK I'M A GOOD RECOMMENDATION
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6. |
In The Zoo!
02:46
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7. |
Dick!
01:25
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE STRAIGHT EDGE
" " AN ANARCHIST
" " VEGAN, CHRISTIAN OR LIBERAL THAT'S OKAY
" " REPUBLICAN
" " A DEMOCRAT
" " GAY OR STRAIGHT OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU "ARE"
IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU GOTTA BE A DICK!
BECAUSE YOUR EXTREMES ARE SO EXTREME THAT THEY MAKE YOU ANGRY, DUMB AND MEAN AND I HOPE YOU FEEL THIS SONGS ABOUT YOU AND TRY TO PROVE ME WRONG! CAUSE I DON'T WANNA HAVE TO FEEL! I DON'T WANNA HAVE TO FEEL! I DON'T WANNA HAVE TO FEEL THE NEED TO SING THIS SONG!
" " A FEMINIST
" " ATHEIST
" " YOU RIDE A BIKE AND SAVE THE PLANET
" " YOU LIKE ALCOHOL
" " OVER WEIGHT
" " A MUSIC SNOB OR WEIRDO MORMON
IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU GOTTA BE A DICK!
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8. |
Paddelin' Maddelin!
02:18
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9. |
Drummer In My Chest!
03:30
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10. |
Eat And Sleep!
02:20
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I KNOW YOU THINK I'M INCREDIBLE
BUT RIGHT NOW I FEEL TERRIBLE
I WISH I HAD ENOUGH MONEY TO TOUR
WITH A DECENT CAR TO DRIVE AROUND
AND ALL MY FRIENDS COULD GO WITH ME AND THEY WOULD BE HAPPY THE WHOLE TIME
AND I WISH THAT I COULD BUY YOU FOOD
EVERY TIME THAT WE GO OUT
BUT I CAN BARELY AFFORD TO FEED MYSELF
YEAH LIFE KINDA SUCKS RIGHT NOW
BADABA BADABA BADABA DA BADABA
I KNOW YOU THINK I'M INCREDIBLE
BUT RIGHT NOW I FEEL TERRIBLE
I HATE IT WHEN I WRITE THESE SONGS
WHERE ALL I DO IS COMPLAIN
AND I TALK ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE AND THIS SONG ISNT HELPING
AND I REACH THESE POINTS IN MY LIFE
WHERE ALL I WANNA DO IS EAT
EAT AND SLEEP! EAT AND SLEEP! EAT AND SLEEP!
EAT AND SLEEP! EAT AND SLEEP! EAT AND SLEEP!
BADABA BADABA BADABA DA BADABA
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Striped shirts, dirty mouths, silly music, big boners and slurred speech.
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