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A Drunk & Horny Evening​.​.​.

by Drunk and Horny

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Poop Songs! 03:10
THIS POOP WONT STOP COMING OUT OF ME AND I WISH IT WOULD THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE TWELFTH TIME TODAY THAT I'VE HAD TO SIT ON THE POTTY THIS POOP JUST KEEPS COMING OUT OF MY BUTT AND I WISH IT WOULD STOP BECAUSE THERE'S LOTS OF OTHER THINGS THAT I COULD BE DOING WITH MY TIME THIS POOP WONT STOP COMING OUT OF ME AND I WISH IT WOULD THIS POOPS SO STINKY TURN ON THE AIR DRYER GONNA TAKE IT TO COURT WITH JACOBY AND MEYERS SORRY BABY GIRL I GOTTA LET YOU GO I DONT WANNA HAVE TO LET YOU KNOW THIS POOP WONT STOP COMING OUT OF ME AND I WISH IT WOULD ------------------------------------------------------- WHAT IS THAT SMELL? WHAT COULD IT BE? I THINK ITS POOP. OF YESEREE IT'S DEFINITELY POOP AND ITS COMING OUT OF ME AND IT IS STINKY AND IT IS STINKY!!!!!!! AND I GOT THAT THING GOING ON WHERE YOUR STOMACH FEELS REAL TIGHT AND THE POOP JUST KEEPS COMING OUT UNTIL YOU WIPE!
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CAUSE I'M A 10 SPEED MAN IN A FIXED GEAR WORLD AND I GOT NO WHERE TO RIDE TO I GOT RUSTY GEARS AND A PAIN IN MY EARS AND I GOT NO ONE TO PEDDLE TO SO COME ON BABE AND RIDE WITH ME AND DON'T MAKE ME CHANGE LANES COME ON BABY AND RIDE WITH ME ON THE 10 SPEEDS OF LOVE CAUSE I'M A 10 SPEED MAN IN A FIXED GEAR SCENE I GOT NOBODY IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN I GOT RUSTY GEARS AND A RINGING IN MY EARS FROM PUTTING THE PEDDLE TO THE METAL TO MUCH SO COME ON BABE AND RIDE WITH ME AND DON'T MAKE ME CHANGE LANES COME ON BABY AND RIDE WITH ME ON THE 10 SPEEDS OF LOVE
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WELL ALL THE LADIES IN L.A. WANNA KNOW WHY IS TOBY STILL SINGLE? AND I TELL YA I DON'T REALLY KNOW. BUT I THINK I'M A GOOD RECOMMENDATION HE'S GOT SOFT ROUND EYES THAT WILL DRIVE YOU WILD HE'S GOT BAD FACIAL HAIR AND BEAUTIFUL SMILE HE'S PRETTY SKINNY BUT HE'S STRONG AND LEAN WHICH SHOULD MAKE FOR A GOOD TIME IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN AND ALL THE LADIES IN PHOENIX WANNA KNOW WHY IS TOBY STILL SINGLE? AND I TELL YA I DONT REALLY KNOW. BUT I THINK I'M A GOOD RECOMMENDATION HE'LL WRITE YOU SONGS ON HIS GUITAR HE'LL TRAVEL WITH YOU REALLY FAR HE'S GOOD AT SPOONING AND BABY IF YOU'RE CUTE MY FRIEND TOBY'S GOT A CRUSH ON YOU AND ALL THE LADIES IN THE WORLD WANNA KNOW WHY IS TOBY STILL SINGLE? AND I TELL YA I DONT REALLY KNOW. BUT I THINK I'M A GOOD RECOMMENDATION
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In The Zoo! 02:46
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Dick! 01:25
JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE STRAIGHT EDGE " " AN ANARCHIST " " VEGAN, CHRISTIAN OR LIBERAL THAT'S OKAY " " REPUBLICAN " " A DEMOCRAT " " GAY OR STRAIGHT OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU "ARE" IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU GOTTA BE A DICK! BECAUSE YOUR EXTREMES ARE SO EXTREME THAT THEY MAKE YOU ANGRY, DUMB AND MEAN AND I HOPE YOU FEEL THIS SONGS ABOUT YOU AND TRY TO PROVE ME WRONG! CAUSE I DON'T WANNA HAVE TO FEEL! I DON'T WANNA HAVE TO FEEL! I DON'T WANNA HAVE TO FEEL THE NEED TO SING THIS SONG! " " A FEMINIST " " ATHEIST " " YOU RIDE A BIKE AND SAVE THE PLANET " " YOU LIKE ALCOHOL " " OVER WEIGHT " " A MUSIC SNOB OR WEIRDO MORMON IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU GOTTA BE A DICK!
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I KNOW YOU THINK I'M INCREDIBLE BUT RIGHT NOW I FEEL TERRIBLE I WISH I HAD ENOUGH MONEY TO TOUR WITH A DECENT CAR TO DRIVE AROUND AND ALL MY FRIENDS COULD GO WITH ME AND THEY WOULD BE HAPPY THE WHOLE TIME AND I WISH THAT I COULD BUY YOU FOOD EVERY TIME THAT WE GO OUT BUT I CAN BARELY AFFORD TO FEED MYSELF YEAH LIFE KINDA SUCKS RIGHT NOW BADABA BADABA BADABA DA BADABA I KNOW YOU THINK I'M INCREDIBLE BUT RIGHT NOW I FEEL TERRIBLE I HATE IT WHEN I WRITE THESE SONGS WHERE ALL I DO IS COMPLAIN AND I TALK ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE AND THIS SONG ISNT HELPING AND I REACH THESE POINTS IN MY LIFE WHERE ALL I WANNA DO IS EAT EAT AND SLEEP! EAT AND SLEEP! EAT AND SLEEP! EAT AND SLEEP! EAT AND SLEEP! EAT AND SLEEP! BADABA BADABA BADABA DA BADABA

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ALL SONGS WRITTEN BY DRUNK AND HORNY.
EXCEPT "I NEVER HARMED AN ONION" ORIGINALLY WRITTEN BY JIM HENSON AND "IN THE ZOO" ORIGINALLY WRITTEN BY ELI KLUGER AND "PADDELIN MADDELIN" ORIGINALLY WRITTEN BY HARRY WOODS AND "DRUMMER IN MY CHEST" ORIGINALLY WRITTEN BY TRISTAN JEMSEK

PERSONAL ON THIS ALBUM INCLUDES ANDREW LEVI HILLER, TRISTAN DIAMOND JONES AND JEREMY YAIRMY FINCH

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released January 26, 2012

RECORDED AT THE DRESSING ROOM STUDIOS INC. IN PHOENIX, AZ 2011 BY OUR DEAR FRIEND JEREMY FINCH.

MIXED AT LITTLE JEW PRODUCTION STUDIOS INC. IN THE ENCANTO DISTRICT.

MASTERED AT AUDIOCONFUSION STUDIOS INC. BY OUR TRANSIENT FRIEND "JAL."

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Drunk and Horny Phoenix, Arizona

Striped shirts, dirty mouths, silly music, big boners and slurred speech.

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