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Why Is Toby Still Single?

from A Drunk & Horny Evening​.​.​. by Drunk and Horny

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WELL ALL THE LADIES IN L.A. WANNA KNOW
WHY IS TOBY STILL SINGLE?
AND I TELL YA I DON'T REALLY KNOW.
BUT I THINK I'M A GOOD RECOMMENDATION

HE'S GOT SOFT ROUND EYES THAT WILL DRIVE YOU WILD
HE'S GOT BAD FACIAL HAIR AND BEAUTIFUL SMILE
HE'S PRETTY SKINNY BUT HE'S STRONG AND LEAN
WHICH SHOULD MAKE FOR A GOOD TIME IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

AND ALL THE LADIES IN PHOENIX WANNA KNOW
WHY IS TOBY STILL SINGLE?
AND I TELL YA I DONT REALLY KNOW.
BUT I THINK I'M A GOOD RECOMMENDATION

HE'LL WRITE YOU SONGS ON HIS GUITAR
HE'LL TRAVEL WITH YOU REALLY FAR
HE'S GOOD AT SPOONING AND BABY IF YOU'RE CUTE
MY FRIEND TOBY'S GOT A CRUSH ON YOU

AND ALL THE LADIES IN THE WORLD WANNA KNOW
WHY IS TOBY STILL SINGLE?
AND I TELL YA I DONT REALLY KNOW.
BUT I THINK I'M A GOOD RECOMMENDATION

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from A Drunk & Horny Evening​.​.​., released January 26, 2012

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